Aidan: Mommy, this is my first trophy ever!
Me: I know baby. Congratulations, I’m so proud of you!
Aidan: You know what? This isn’t my trophy, this is our trophy!
Me: No, baby that is your trophy. You got that trophy for healthy eating habits. Claim it!
Aidan: …I guess you’re right. You do eat Reese’s all the time…
Me: Aye now, shut it up! I don’t eat them all the time!
Aidan: Soooory….just the past couple of days…and last week. No biggie….
Me: Aidan Michael….
Aidan: Ok, I’m shutting up.